LAZY DAISY AND THE BAKER
At the
farthest end of the sweetest smelling town was Giacomo’s Pastry Shop. It was so large and wonderful people came
from across the world just to catch a whiff. Its fragrance was so profoundly
strong that it actually painted the sky shades of pinks and purples. The town
was always crowded now that this shop had sprung up; some people even decided
to eat all three meals a day there. The shop only served the doughiest sugary
treats, so everyone who ate there became very plump. The bakery was a success!
Everyone loved the pastry shop, especially Lazy Daisy.
Lazy
Daisy lived near Giacomo’s Pastry Shop, whose hunger could only be satisfied by
the sweetest delicacies. The problem was, Lazy Daisy had no money to buy the world
famous treats, and instead of working to get the money, Lazy Daisy would stand outside the pastry shop
every day waiting for someone, anyone, to spare a piece of bread or cake. Her
desire, like her belly, only grew the more she ate. Soon handouts weren't
enough. Lazy Daisy decided to leave her family and move into the alley behind
the big pastry shop. The baker did everything he could to rid himself of the
growing nuisance but still the girl remained begging the customers to share.
The baker pleaded with the girl’s family, offering free treats, but no matter
what arrangements were worked out, she refused to leave.
Finally
the baker decided to permanently ban anyone who would feed Lazy Daisy. All at once Lazy Daisy's supply of sweet
snacks had run dry. The baker held his head up in joy, creating even better
pastries than he ever had before. Now the sky was permanently painted an
elegant gold by the royal delicacies. But as the town grew fatter, Lazy Daisy began
to wither. She refused to eat anything but the baker’s pastries, becoming
weaker and more desperate with each passing day. It was when Lazy Daisy’s
clothes began to fall from her body she knew he’d have to devise a plan. It was
then that Lazy Daisy noticed the dumpster.
You might
think a Lazy Daisy with a hunger for special treats would have already raided
the dumpster once or twice, and to be honest, Lazy Daisy considered it. Yet,
the baker was so successful that he never had to throw away a single cupcake
and no customer ever wasted a single bite. The dumpster was only full of empty
bags of flour and sugar. Lazy Daisy
attempted to harvest what she could gather from each of the bags in the
garbage, but the baker was even successful at not wasting more than a few
grains of sugar. It was the cleanest dumpster the girl had ever seen, and the
sight of it angered her.
Lazy
Daisy was becoming frustrated with each pound she lost. "There must be some way to taste the
blessed food once more" she wondered. So the girl thought and thought.
Then it occurred to Lazy Daisy “When the baker leaves for the night, I can
sneak in through the vents and steal whatever was left.”
So that night she waited and
waited, but the baker never left. It was then that Lazy Daisy realized that she
never saw the baker leave. The baker was always at the pastry shop. So she waited until all the lights had gone
out, and the noises stopped. "The baker must be asleep now." The girl concluded. Lazy Daisy climbed the brick wall, and slid
down the smokestack, which luckily she had lost just enough fat to fit inside.
The girl found herself within the baker’s kitchen. The walls were spotless, the
floor a perfect mirror shining with black and red alternating tiles, like a
giant checkerboard. She crept to the giant metal refrigerator. The door was
heavy and the girl was weak with hunger yet
all the more determined. She pulled with all her strength and the door finally
nudged open.
Lazy Daisy
looked inside and gasped. What she found nearly made her faint. It wasn't a
cake, or a pie, or even a shelf full of cupcakes. There was one giant bag, just
one... labeled "EFFORT". The girl was so stunned she nearly fainted.
She grabbed the bag with both hands and tore it open, scraping the precious
"EFFORT" with her bare hands. The
label "EFFORT" was no exaggeration. The thick substance was most
difficult to carve through, though the scraps she could suck from under her
fingernails tasted an amalgamation of sugar and what could only be described as
joy. She licked her fingers, then her whole
hands, and before long her entire head had gone into the bag. It was the most
satisfying and delectable treat to ever exist. Lazy Daisy ate for hours, as
fast as she could, but the bag's enormous girth had hardly shrunk at all. Lazy
Daisy, on the other hand, had grown considerably fat; much fatter than she'd
ever been before.
The girl
lay exhausted on the floor still scooping what she could into her puffy mouth
with her chubby hands, when the rustling sound of the baker waking was heard
overhead. Lazy Daisy, attempted to sit up, but it was no use. There was no
direction the girl could lean, crawl, or even roll to avoid the inevitable
discovery. The baker's footsteps drew closer, so Lazy Daisy had one last
decision to make; either keep eating, or pretend she didn't know what had
happened.
The baker opened the door to find a
very fat Lazy Daisy, inflated in every direction, with clothes too small to fit
on her body. The baker shook his head in disappointment.
"Why did you break into my
pastry shop?" To steal from me?" asked the baker.
Lazy Daisy choked down another
mouthful of the thick creamy treat before gasping for air to respond. "I
couldn't help it."
The baker
grinned at the truthful yet unsatisfying response. "You know why I make
everything so well?" The baker
asked, now poking the swollen belly of Lazy Daisy.
“EFFORT?” replied the girl.
The baker took a deep breath and said "I
am able to make something well because I spend my time creating, not
consuming."
Lazy Daisy
hung her head in shame. The baker sighed empathically then said, "I can
teach you... if, when you learn, you share the gift and not use it
selfishly." The girl nodded in agreement.
From that day forward Lazy Daisy took a job at the Giacomo’s Pastry Shop,
the best in the world. She learned to bake, clean, and give other people happiness,
through the “EFFORT” she shared, and without ever eating another treat, she was
finally satisfied.
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